This week's user lottery winner is tbawf. From what tbawf tells me, he is a witch who likes to tie a ticking bomb to his girlfriend and hunt her for sport. He's also regularly beaten at Halo 2 by dogs and other lower animals. You can read about it in his interview.

If you're new or haven't yet entered the user lottery and want to do so, head on over to the lottery thread and make a post.