This week's lottery winner is Gorillaz2189. He's been forced to play soccer since he took his first steps and is quickly developing into some sort of freakish soccer-playing monkey automaton, and he enjoys long awkward periods of silence. You can read all about it in his interview.

As usual, if you haven't yet entered the user lottery you can do so in the lottery thread. The odds of winning are like a million times better than the odds of getting struck by lightning, so if your dream is to be struck by lightning and you haven't even won the user lottery yet, you've got a long wait.